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Some people get a game ball, Graham Zusi gets a game corner flag in honor of today’s record-breaking corner kick!
Some people get a game ball, Graham Zusi gets a game corner flag in honor of today’s record-breaking corner kick!

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cyberlocc:

u out here existing? smh typical thot activity

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queensamwise:

haters can say what they want about the 4th of july but i just witnessed two dudes- one dressed as abe lincoln and the other as benjamin franklin- passionately making out on the balcony while fireworks went off behind them and half of the party, for some reason, gathered around them and chanted “USA! USA!” for like five solid minutes

god bless america

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deansdark:

a haiku about football:

this sport is the worst
i hate all of you assholes
can’t wait for next time

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johnthemod1:

THEY FUCKING WENT THERE.

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buspironet:

laflaneuse8:

Pablo Picasso, Nude, 1931

This is literally just four linesBro come on

buspironet:

laflaneuse8:

Pablo Picasso, Nude, 1931

This is literally just four lines
Bro come on

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itoldyouimbusy:

Bitch I’m on my swag

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donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

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Alex gets flashed by a girl in the crowd

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theselfproclaimedultimatenerd:

He looks like a Real Madrid Ken doll.

theselfproclaimedultimatenerd:

He looks like a Real Madrid Ken doll.

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sherlockisthenight:

50-shades-of-thorin:

deppsex:

but why would you even give him the waterbed

he had scissors

for hands

scissors

I LOVE HOW THIS DOESN’T EVEN MENTION WHAT IT’S ABOUT BUT EVERYONE KNOWS.

who else has fucking scissors for hands

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